Phil Bob Bond is a 20-year-old gym assistant with an unfortunate habit of bumping off the people around him. He is loveable and entertaining, but can also be very violent and a bit disloyal.

His first victim was his late boyfriend, Marvin Roland Gill, who he killed because he wanted to feel powerful. He has since killed two more people: his friend Jonathan, and his friend Hugh.

He is German who defines himself as gay. He didn’t finish school.

Physically, Phil is in good shape. He is average-height with olive skin, black hair and green eyes. He has Scratch on the cheek from tustle with Hugh Dale Bond just before killing him..

He grew up in a working class neighbourhood. His mother left when he was young, leaving him with his father, who was a drunk.

He is currently single. His most recent romance was with an admin assistant called Marvin Roland Gill, who was 11 years older than him. Marvin died in 2018. The papers reported the cause of death: ‘murdered – poisoned’.

Phil’s best friend is a gym assistant called Oliver Dennis. They get on well most of the time. He also hangs around with a gym assistant called Aubrey Palmer. They enjoy binge-watching boxed sets together.